Wrecking Up Our Lives, Guys
Wrecking Up Our Lives, Guys
Blog Article
Let's be honest here, dudes. We're completely screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We spend our money on useless crap. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're headed for a wall.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and just accepted our fate?
“This One's About Getting It On"
You guys are about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of shit that gets your blood pumping. No space for weaklings here, only those who need it all. We're talking about getting down and feeling every fiber of the ride.
- Forget that lame stuff you’ve been reading.
- Here's where the real fun is.
- Feel what you deserve: a wild, screaming trip.
We're not begging. We’re just telling you the truth.
Guys: Please Nail Me Immediately ASAP
Look, I'm not Playing. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Satisfaction. Don't Delay around with Chat, just Make love to me already. I'm Wet and waiting for you to Show me what you got.
Man up, I know you want to.
Dude! These Assholes {Want to Fuck Me|Are Trying To Get In My Pants
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Get the Message. I've been trying to Send Signals, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Don't Care . It's getting {ReallyOut of Hand.
- Perhaps It's Time I Talk to My Landlord About This.
- Seriously| This is getting Out of Hand.
I'm Telling You, I just want to Live My Life in Safety! Is that too much to ask?
Bro's Get Hell Lit
Tonight, we're gonna blow the roof off. I'm talking about a legendary sesh. We gotta get wasted and let loose. I've got {a playlist on fire|some banging tunes that will keep us moving.
We're gonna rage all night long. So, are you ready to have a blast?
Let's make this a epic adventure.
Screw It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter Fuck me guys what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- A few drinks will clear things up.
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.